Wiscorksin Artistic Institute heralded by all

It was an historic day in Wiscorksin Art news over the past weekend with the unveiling and subsequent lauding of the new landmark institute.
The Museum Of Modern Ordinariness (MoMO) was officially opened by Wiscorksin Minister for Artistic Integrity and Self Awareness, Minister Coates, to rapturous applause from the ever-growing Wiscorksin artistic community.
"It is a great honor to be here at the dawning of a new era in Wiscorksin," declared Minister Coates, "I have a great feeling inside that this is the birth of a truly great creative cycle in the life of all Wiscorskinites, in fact I feel my artistic flower begging to grow as I stand here amongst you all today!"
Many in the bohemian sector of our culture have heralded this as a milestone in our country's charter and an opening of the virtual floodgates for the art, ordinary or otherwise, that will flow from our citizens like the never-ending tears from the Rock Of Love contestants, while others greeted the news with a shrug of the shoulders and an inaudible grunt. These undesireables shall be henseforth banished from our shores and have their citzenship revoked unless a new lease of enthusiasm is found.

So take note Wiscorksinites, embrace the art or die!!