Bubbles in a bubble

It has just been announced that there are "flu-like" symptoms discovered at a Williamsburg school. ABC Channel 7 Eyewitness News has reported a "pre-scare" in the well known and loved Brooklyn neighborhood.

Drug dealers have stated though their* services will not be affected however, an announcement that was met with general relief and contentment from residents.

"Why the Fuck Not", said @##$^#$^ (not real name (NRN)), "in an effort to keep the creative juices flowing in the borough, we will continue to corrupt and inspire the minds of the youth by bringing and gladly distributing our wares, even if it means wearing HAZ-MAT suits."

This last part, however, was omitted from the news bulletin.

*this is an edit from the original post, it was pointed out by the Wiscorksin Grammar Police (WGP)

Why The Fuck Not??

In an Extraordinary General Meeting (EGM) of Wiscorskin delegates today, substantial progress has been made in the advancement and general progression of our great nation. Even though this motion has not been ratified by the Wiscorksin General Assembly (WGA) yet, there are very strong indications from within the inner sanctum that an official State Motto (SM) has been proposed and almost unanimously approved by the assembly.

"Why The Fuck Not?!"(WTFN)

It was an epiphany first noticed by Scottish Ambassador (SA) Laidlaw and quickly endorsed by our newest Connecticut Ambassador (CA) Marinelli after a very successful Power-Brunch (PB) at Minister Finn and Minister O Keeffe's New York Residence (NYR).

"It became apparent when all the other delegates became flush and excitable," uttered Marinelli CA, "At first we thought it was the brunch bombs, but it soon became apparent that it was the quirky catchphrase the was causing the mild euphoria quickly spreading throughout the lounge!!".

Some Ministers were so beyond themselves with joy and self-awareness that they were unable to provide a printable quote for even this page. "This could be the the best day ever", pronounced Minister Coats, as Hall and Oates filled the room from an impressive, but not too pricey, 5.1 Surround system.

More awesomeness is to be expected over the next few days as some great debate is sure to ensue, with Ministers to reach agreement very soon!

"Why The Fuck Not." says this observer, and who would argue??