It has just been announced that there are "flu-like" symptoms discovered at a Williamsburg school. ABC Channel 7 Eyewitness News has reported a "pre-scare" in the well known and loved Brooklyn neighborhood.
Drug dealers have stated though their* services will not be affected however, an announcement that was met with general relief and contentment from residents.
"Why the Fuck Not", said @##$^#$^ (not real name (NRN)), "in an effort to keep the creative juices flowing in the borough, we will continue to corrupt and inspire the minds of the youth by bringing and gladly distributing our wares, even if it means wearing HAZ-MAT suits."
This last part, however, was omitted from the news bulletin.
*this is an edit from the original post, it was pointed out by the Wiscorksin Grammar Police (WGP)
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