Wiscorksin GDP and GNP Expected To Increase Exponentially

NEW YORK, New York -- Ministers announced this morning that projections for Wiscorksin's 2009 GDP show a likely exponential growth with the production of two confirmed record releases: the freshman effort from Brooklyn's Doppelganger, which enters the final stages of mastering and pressing soon, and a new release from Wiscorksin veterans, The Dead Sparrows (formerly The Cummies). Critics have considered the new commonwealth's decision to base their entire economy on the production and export of rock'n'roll a bold economic strategy, but it seems to be working.



While global financial markets continue to struggle, if not plummet completely, the near-Lycurgian approach of Wiscorksin's GDP and GNP models seem to be showing stable growth. "Sometimes the best thing to do is just hold up, harden up and put out some good records," stated Minister Airis "Out there is a whole world of music to sift through. Well, we've heard some of it, brought it home in our heads when it was good enough and now we're going to drop a couple of albums on everyone else that draw a line... like B.C. and A.D. In fact, you can even check out our new record, Into the Nettles, for a taste of what's to come."

Ministers expressed no trepidations at a failure to export anything but rock'n'roll, producing all other essentials internally - alcohol, architecture, clothing, even some food. "We get by on what gets us through," Minister Huggins announced confidently. And rumors continue to circulate regarding other releases from LES band Des Roar and a solo effort from JM Airis.