Meeting minutes logged on March 8th revealed an important step towards a set of basic needs and natural rights that must be available to all Wiscorksin Citizens.
Minister O'Keeffe: "Ministers, I want to raise awareness about something I am very passionate about."
Minister Finn: "I know; you are not even eating!"
Minister O'Keeffe: "I was watching historical footage of one of our national heroes, Surivior man, in which Mr. Survivor was dropped in the middle of the ocean with nothing but the dingy he was on."
After an extensive discussion of the archived footage, it was determined that if Wiscorksin Citizens were to claim one basic need, it would most certainly be that of land.
"We are not amphibians!" yelled Minister Finn (no pun intended).
Just as our sister nation America declared manifest destiny we declare this our "Manifest Destiny Epiphany;" it is an obviously certain realization that without land, Wiscorksinites would most certainly perish.
I call upon you now fellow benevolent ministers, that in this time of great advancement and achievement we establish a bill of rights so that no citizen is left at sea.
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