CHICAGO, Illinois -- On national business in the territory of Illinois for a meeting with the Director of the Wiscorksonian Institute of Natural Abilities, Powers Gold Label whiskey was found at a bar located at 3425 W. Fullerton Ave. Behind the bar at the Burlington shining brilliant and amber stood the bottle, the pride of Wiscorksin forebearers.It was later revealed that the bar is actually owned by two men from Burlington, Wisconsin. A dispatch from the People's Republic of Wiscorksin stated the Burlington is now officially recognized as a Chicago-area territory, wherein sanctuary will be offered to all foreign nationals.
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